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  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

  Dirty Kiss

  Copyright © 2011 by Rhys Ford

  Cover Art by Anne Cain [email protected]

  Cover Design by Mara McKennen

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  ISBN: 978-1-61581-958-4

  Printed in the United States of America

  First Edition

  July 2011

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  Dedication

  To the Five, Ree, and Ren.

  Haato and Love.

  Acknowledgments

  I OWE a world of gratitude and then some to the following people: Mom, without whom I’d still be unformed cells; the Five, Jenn, Tamm, Penn, and Lea, who have walked with me on this writing thing for a long, long time (don’t do the math. It’ll just hurt your head); Ren, Ree, and a lot of my LJ friends, who have coaxed and cheered as I’ve struggled to make some sense of the pictures in my head.

  I have to thank the following people who have provided me comfort, anguish, and late nights with no sleep: Ilona Andrews, Lynn Flewelling, and Josh Lanyon. Thanks for the stories and for all of the mental cookies.

  Many thanks and kudos to Elizabeth for sharing my taste in pretty Korean men; Lynn, who guided me into the fray; Ginnifer for being very patient with my flailing… and everyone else at Dreamspinner who helped me get from there to here. And, of course, Anne Cain, who just fricking rocks.

  And lastly, I want to thank Harrison Ford. Because I can. And let’s face it, he shaped as much of my world and imagination as anyone else I can think of. I owe him a hell of a lot.

  Chapter 1

  WHEN I was growing up, I innocently believed that grandmothers were mostly round-faced, cheery women who supplied you with cookies and a bit of money when your parents weren’t looking. Sadly, despite having reached manhood with most of my delusions shattered by reality, I seemed to have clung to that naïve myth of grandmothers and cookies.

  Which was probably why I was now running down the length of an overly landscaped backyard with shotgun blasts going off behind me.

  It was supposed to be an easy job. When Mr. Brinkerhoff, a pleasant-looking elderly man, came into my office to ask if I would take a case, I agreed to it, thinking it would be a piece of cake. Hell, I even cut my rates down because I thought it would be a simple matter of trailing his grandmotherly, churchgoing wife as she ran around town one evening. He suspected that she was cheating on him, but in his heart of hearts, he didn’t believe it. Not his Adele.

  Love makes a man do stupid things. I certainly wasn’t doing this for love. And the money definitely wasn’t enough to risk my life for. Mr. Brinkerhoff and I were going to have a serious talk when I got back to the office. Provided, of course, I even made it back to the office.

  Branches tore at my sleeve as I pounded past a topiary. A leafy-green elephant reached up to the stars with its elegant trunk. Or at least it did before the blast of shot tore its head right off. Debris flew, and the scent of evergreen overpowered me when the tree’s resin struck my face. My cheek stung where the bush’s remains struck me, and I almost slipped before I made it to the relative safety of a large Grecian-style vase. The grass was wet from the rain, a passing deluge that had left the ground too soft to run on, and I’d gained far less distance than I wanted.

  Despite what they say, it does rain in Southern California, usually when I’m trying to run away from someone shooting at me.

  An ache developed in my chest, more from the twinges of panic than overexertion. Taking what cover I could from the maze of evergreens and hedges scattered about the tiered garden, I plotted my way through seemingly random brick paths, hoping I could find where I’d left my Range Rover. The scenery turned familiar as I scanned my surroundings. An overgrown morning glory nearly choked the rim of a fountain. I’d spotted that first when I’d come through the back gate to spy on Mrs. Brinkerhoff’s evening pleasures. The back gate would be nearby, and unlike when I’d arrived, I wouldn’t have to pick the lock to get in.

  The high, wooden-slat fence separated me from my car. Standing nearly eight feet tall, the fence was a residential requirement to hide pools away from roaming packs of hot children looking for a watering hole to play in during the summer. I’d parked in one of the many back alleys that cut through Los Angeles’s streets. Here in the more upper-class neighborhoods, they served as a way to hide servants’ and gardeners’ cars from the street. Perfect place to park my old Rover.

  Lights were starting to come on in the enormous houses around the one I’d found Mrs. Brinkerhoff in. In a few minutes, I would be enjoying the company of LA’s finest unless I got my ass in gear. Hearing the distinct click of a shotgun being reloaded gave me my incentive to scale the fence. Damn the gate, I needed to get out of there as quickly as possible before the cops were standing over my cooling body, making off-color jokes about how I got my kicks.

  The wood dug splinters into my hands as I grabbed the top of the fence. My sneakers found a little purchase on the rough surface, and I pulled myself up, hooking a foot over the top. The fence edge slid against the inside of my thigh, and a shock hit me when my sac met the unforgiving wooden slats. I wanted to take a moment to breathe and get myself under some sort of control, but Mrs. Brinkerhoff had other ideas.

  From my higher vantage point on the fence, it was easy to spot her white, coiffed helmet, a frosty cap of fine hair artfully arranged around her rosy cheeks and pert bow mouth. She’d been cute when she was younger. The kind of girl that men flirted with casually and dreamed about taking home to Mother. Her body was rounded into a pleasant, huggable shape that children would find a comfortable lap to sit on. It just wasn’t a body made for the leather bra and panties set, glinting with diamond studs, she wore as she hunted me across the mansion’s landscaped back lawn.

  I was going to have to splash a bucket of bleach into my eyes to get rid of the sight of Mrs. Brinkerhoff and her lover frolicking around a red-velvet-curtained bed. I didn’t find women sexually attractive, so unlike most men, two women getting it on means that there’s twice as much stuff going on that I’m not interested in, but there was just something wrong about seeing mounds of infirm, pillowy flesh undulating over crimson sheets, or the sight of Mrs. Brinkerhoff’s mouth on another woman’s privates. The leather getups were an added bonus, and after taking pictures of what happened on that bed, I wasn’t going to switch to women anytime soon.

  The woman moved carefully around the topiary corpse, silent on her bare feet. If I hadn’t been the one she was stalking, I’d have to give it to the old lady. She was definitely not someone to mess with. The shotgun barrel was kept pointed down, her hands gripped expertly on the stock and at the ready to pull it up if she spotted me. Any other time, I’d have applauded her hunting skills, but right now, I just wanted out of there before she filled me full of holes.

  “Great,” I
mumbled, watching Mrs. Brinkerhoff’s head bob up and down among the sculpted trees. “She’s on fricking safari and I’m the goddamned antelope.”

  The ground seemed to be a lot farther away on the other side, built on a gentle slope that would take excess runoff and channel it toward grates set in the middle of the tight alley. Calculating the distance down, I wondered if I would break my leg when I dropped on the mold-slick cement below.

  Mrs. Brinkerhoff’s head jerked up when I slid to get a better angle to fall from, and I couldn’t stop a small moan escaping between my clenched teeth as the fence dug deeper into the crux of my thighs. Her hair gleamed, a white poof of silvery cotton that made my spine tingle when I saw it. In the dim light from the floods along the side of the house, I saw her eyes squint and the pinprick of a murderous gleam form when she spotted me straddling the fence. Shadows winked away when the shotgun turned to fix on me, the watery orange of the streetlights catching on its dull metal surface.

  I did what any sane man would do when a pixie-faced grandmother lined him up in her sights: I jumped.

  Hitting cement is never pleasant, especially after an eight-foot drop. The top of the fence exploded, going the way of Mr. Elephant’s head. It was raining wood on my head, and off in the distance, amid the echo of the shotgun blast reverberating in my ears, I heard sirens approaching. Definitely time to get into my car and speed away.

  Patting at my chest, I heaved a sigh of relief. I still had the slim camera in my jacket pocket, captured evidence of Mrs. Brinkerhoff’s indiscretions and probably the source of my therapy bills for years to come. No sense nearly getting my head blown off if I wasn’t going to get paid for it. My keys were there too, even better luck since breaking into my own car wasn’t on my things-to-do-tonight list.

  The Rover started up with a roar, matching the bark of Mrs. Brinkerhoff’s weapon. I gunned the engine and barreled down the alley just in time to see her pale, plump shape poke out of a gate near the end of the fence. She brought the shotgun up, nestling the barrel against her soft shoulder, and aimed. I caught sight of her in my rearview mirror, standing bare to the cold wind coming down the alley.

  Take away the leather bikini get-up and shotgun, replace it with a flowered housecoat and some potholders, and I’d have that warm, sweet grandmother I’d imagined she was. Or at least that was what I was thinking when the shotgun went off again, shattering the Rover’s back window. Pebbled glass flew forward, hitting my shoulders and the back of my head.

  “Shit.” The blast tore at my hearing, leaving me with a throbbing headache and a ringing that resembled the church bells from my old Catholic school. The Rover hit the street hard, its back tire jumping off the curb. Squealing to the right side of the street, I pressed the pedal down and peeled away, leaving Mrs. Brinkerhoff and her equally doughy lover behind me.

  I PULLED the Rover up to the old building I’d bought when I’d first decided to become a private investigator. It was in what was once a rundown part of Los Angeles, one of those neighborhoods that showed its belly to people looking for someplace cheap and hip to live. There were now at least five coffee shops within walking distance of my front door and more sushi bars than I could even count. If I liked sushi, it would be great. I was consoled by the presence of an Irish pub a block down. The quasi-ghetto turned into a thriving community while I slaved away to restore a building that most people thought was a lost cause. It was a nice place to live, an even nicer place to work.

  Seeing the building still gave me a sense of pride when I drove up to it, its weathered gold brick exterior lit up from the outside with small floodlights hidden amid the bushes. Its restoration took me two years, each day spent with cursing, sweat, and more than a few drops of my blood. The building had no intention of making it easy for me, and I’d earned every damned inch of its resurrection.

  When the building was new, it was a law office or someplace where tiger oak paneling and high, arched windows were a requirement for doing business. I’d given the place the once-over, sizing up how long it would take me to strip off the paint from the wood and repair the abuse to the interior walls, and fallen in love. I’d seen the potential in its abandoned squalor, and I certainly had the time and money to spend on turning the rooms into someplace I could live and work.

  Besides, the hard labor of stripping varnish and sanding down endless yards of wood kept my mind off of Rick. At that time, that was what I needed the most. I’m not sure I’ve stopped needing it, but I’ve run out of wood to sand down.

  I’d divided up the building into two spaces, the front part of the first floor serving as an office for my investigation work. A separate entrance off of the front porch gleamed with a brass plaque announcing to a client that they’d found Cole McGinnis, Private Investigator. A covered side porch protected the entrance to my home, a living room and a kitchen downstairs and a pair of rooms above it. I’d knocked down walls to create a large bedroom away from the street, leaving the shotgun-style room in the front as a library of sorts. The space was large enough for a family, if I’d had one, but I didn’t. It echoed around me. Living there suited me. I felt about as empty as the house, most of the time.

  I backed the Rover into the carport. There was nothing in the car to steal, but with its rear window missing, I wasn’t going to borrow trouble. There was a light on in the back half of the first floor. The last thing I wanted right now was company, but there’d be no avoiding him. I’d spotted my brother’s car when I’d driven up, and Mike wasn’t someone I could dodge for long, especially when he was stalking me in my own living room.

  Slouched on one of the red couches, Mike didn’t look dangerous. I knew better. I’d grown up with him. The bump on my nose was testament to the hardness of his fists. The only thing that saved me was he’d stopped growing at five-nine while I’d kept going for a few more inches. It didn’t make me more intimidating. My height just meant I had longer legs to run away with.

  Mike took after our Japanese mother. His face was broad, and his thick black hair was cut into a bristled hedgehog he ran his hand over when he was thinking something out. I got more of our father’s Irish coloring and build, light brown eyes and hair, but we definitely shared our mother’s face. She existed for me in flat paper squares, photographs taken when my father first met her in Tokyo up until when she died. I had a picture of her holding a baby, her eyes nearly closed with her smile. The baby was Mike. She hadn’t lived long enough to hold me.

  “You’re coming home very late, little brother,” Mike said, glancing up from a stack of papers. Even while stalking, his mind was on his security business. There was a half-empty beer bottle on the coffee table, a coaster advertising a brand of tequila I’d never bought soaking up the condensation. “And you’ve got branches in your hair. Another jealous-husband case?”

  I handed him the camera as a response, telling him to go through the pictures while I got myself a beer. His lurching snorts were audible from the kitchen, and by the time I returned to the living room, his face had turned a bright, beet red. I wasn’t certain if there was an actual chortle, but he came close to choking on his own laughter as he ran through the images.

  “This is disgusting,” he said, waving the camera at me. “Someone paid you to take these?”

  “Her husband,” I replied, leaning over my brother’s shoulders and tapping a close-up of Mrs. Brinkerhoff’s cherubic face. “Apparently he suspected that she was cheating on him. He could have told me she can shoot the balls off a fly. Her girlfriend saw me in the window and screamed. Next thing I know, there’s a shotgun pointed at my face and bits of a tree elephant in my hair.”

  “You should come work for me. No one shoots at us, and you definitely don’t have to deal with this kind of emotional scarring.” Mike leaned over, picking the last of the leaves out of my hair. Tugging at the long strands near my jaw, he shook his head. “You’ll have to cut this first. No one wants their bodyguard looking like he dropped off a romance cover.”

  �
�Cute,” I said, poking him with my bare foot. “And thanks, but no. I suffered enough growing up with you. I sure as hell ain’t going to work for you.”

  “You’re just jealous because teachers knew you lacked my brilliance.” Mike shot me a sly grin, poking at a long-healed-over scab. Older than me by three years, he spent high school being the smart, intelligent McGinnis. It made life hell for me following him, always being compared to what he’d done before. Struggling with being gay at the time didn’t help either.

  “Any reason you’re here?” The beer was cold, soothing in my throat. “It’s late, and somehow I don’t think Mad Dog sent you over here with leftover casserole to pawn off on your younger brother.”

  “Don’t call her that. Her name’s Madeline.”

  “You married her. She should be committed just for that,” I replied, shrugging.

  “Wait till you get a new boyfriend,” he threatened. “There’s going to be hell to pay on that.”

  “Don’t hold your breath. Look how my last relationship turned out.”

  Rick hung between us, a crucified sacrifice to my choices in life. Mike’s eyes fell, his wide-open smile fading as the memories of what had happened flooded both of us. I didn’t want to revisit those events. I certainly never wanted to relive that night, but it came back to me when I slept, sometimes even creeping up on me during the day when I least expected it. I knew Mike had his own guilt he carried around. Neither of us was going to rake that night open and spread its entrails out in front of us to look for good fortune. Nothing good ever came of talking about it, and we weren’t about to start now.

  “And you’re wrong.” Mike broke the silence. “I did bring some casserole. Tamale pie, even. You don’t eat well, Cole. How many times a week can you eat steak?”